Known as New Orleans Louisiana’s Eternal Family Disappointment, Joanna Christine Barker has outdone herself this time by having a 6-month affair w/ a married father of 3. Not satisfied with simply being a directionless, butch pothead who depresses everyone around her, Joanna Barker actively pursued my best friend’s husband & was too desperate & full of daddy issues to care who she hurt. Being so unlovable must be hard, but she cannot fill the void where her soul & personality is supposed to be w/ other people’s husbands.
Skills: Unprotected s*x w/ married men; driving stoned out of her mind; f’ing anything that moves
Deficiencies: Morbidly obese w/ lots of loose skin folds & stretch marks; ugly scars all over; fried hair full of dandruff; “the profile of a bulldog” w/ a huge underbite; immature; selfish; financially irresponsible; unskilled prude in bed who was dumb enough to believe it was medication causing extreme impotence rather than her just being so undesirable
*She is the one in the middle of the photo–if you could black out the other faces or crop it I would be very greatful